Thursday, 16 December 2010

Out-NPC'd Bee-atch

My freind has just sent me some of the most epic bacttle music of all time, but thats not what i want to talk about.

I have been playing dragonquest 9 since the day it came out. I have restarted my character 9 times, and for the first time, beat the final boss, corvus. Epic music, and he was owned by a simple mecurial thrust. Pwnd M*th*r F*ck*r! Im really happy lol.

credos to the Boss though, he did look kick ass and he did almost kill my lv 22. thats right, i beat him with a dude with only half the milestone mark in my party.

Thursday, 9 December 2010

Big news!

Love the seasons! Its december readers, and this lucky guy has a new girlfreind :)

It's not the girl who did this art, which is why i am changing my image and name (after i finish this post) but she's gorgeous so im happy.

Happy christmas readers.
Also P.S- i am getting Xbox live fully at christmas so be prepared readers.

Thursday, 18 November 2010

changed

i became ChibiSazh today. Art by my future GF (i hope)

Oh noes!

Test this week at colledge, bound to bring me down in flames
when i took this gaming course, i thought 'All of it fun and games'.
how wrong i was

Oh well, could be worse,
i think i'll make it through this verse
without losing my mind.

now ive lost it, im off my head
i should just go back to my bed
but im not tired [yawn].

Thursday, 11 November 2010

Spoilers!!!!!

I am six chapters in to my story (venlich has been mentioned in passing and Malakius has been thrown to the bottom of the plateau of demons, renamed Lucifers peak) Venlich is actually Kelcifers father, but in a new body. If anyone out there is reading this thing, heres a quotation from chapter 8 (i wrote chapter 8 first, then started on chapter 1)

"Suddenly, Malakius lept forward and grabbed Nalbrens lower jaw and, in a moment of animalistic frenzy he pulled it clean off. Nalbren fell to he knees, emiting a horrid gurgling noise, dropping his crossbow, which malakius snached up and fired into the fallen hunters head."

In other note, i discovered i have considerable skill as a cartoonist. i would give you an example but i havent got any art with me.

Thursday, 28 October 2010

Back with a bang, blood and biscuits.

Ok, i FINALLY managed to get back to posting, after a weeks woth of ilness and two weeks in blackpool. Now what your probably thinking --but dont let me make assumptions-- is "Blackpool? Why couldnt You get internet access in blackpool Miniroth?" my answer is simple- i was writing a horror story and spending alot of time in my hobby store too, keeping a winning record up to scratch. i also startied chatting to last posts mentioned girl, who has dumped her rugby playing git because he tried to get her drunk. Moron!!!!

my horror story revolvers aroung Kelsifer, a vampire guy who is destined to be a count one day, but is currently having trouble because he needs a countess. he then meets lilith, a hot and sexy vampire chick who he falls in love with. His friend malakius' daughter is then killed by Samion, a werewolf under the control of Aramanth, a jealous ice elf who wants calcifer for herself. when malakius confronts the pair, he asks Aramanth to redeem herself by becoming his wife and giving him another child. When he is rejected, Malakius goes into a terrible rage and fights Samion, only to be defeated, whilst a vampire hunter called Nalbren tries to hunt Kelsifer and Lilith down. Malakius meanwhilst is drawn to the plateau of demons where he activates the unholy symbol of lucifer, enfusing him with lucifers power and turning him into a god like being. Samion chases after Malakius only to find him in his new form, and Samion is then slain by Nelbran, who then confronts Malakius, Kelsifer and Lilith atop the plateau of demons, only to be slain by malakius. Aramanth shows up, determined to enchant Kelsifer, only to find kelsifer can use cloaking magic and he kills Aramanth, before malakius kidnaps Lilith. Kelsifer teams up with Venlich the necromancer and his undead servant Caolos. Besieging Malakuis' castle- the ruins of Kelsifers old castle- Kelcifer rescues Lilith only to be betrayed by Venlich, who is betrayed by Caolos, wo is the killed by Malakius. Finaly, Kelsifer and lilith work together to bring down Malakius, who tumbles from atop a high cliff and dies. Kelsifer and Lilith get married and they all live happily ever after, but as it turns out in the epilouge one of the dead characters is not quite so dead and is plotting revenge. (no more spoilers.)

Finaly, the reference to biscuits in the title refers to the fact I can now cook biscuits, and am quite good at it too.

Thursday, 30 September 2010

A rant. Sorry.

Ok, i am back once again, to inform you, my nonexistent readers, that i am in an incredibly bad mood. i am suffering memory loss, my great grandmother passed away only recently and it is 3 days to my birthday, and time is moving so slow it feels like an undead snail could sleepwalk faster than it is passing. also, my movie choice of the year was delayed for a futher year, I am suffering a D&D withdrawl and I cannot get a girl out of my head who i cannot ask out because she is dating a 6 foot 1 rugbly player, and i am a 6 foot wargamer with an eating disorder and a midsection the size of a beachball. DEPRESSION!!!!

The good news is i have finaly found myself a decent favorite song. Manowars Hand of doom is amazing, and suits my Warhammer army brilliantly. I am also suffering greatly from Fable 2 addiction, and my curent character is strutting around westcliff in a corset and hotpants, thigh boots and an open fronted jacket. Pervy as it sounds, it looks pretty damn cool dyed red.

Till I type again readers.

Thursday, 23 September 2010

Changes

I changed to miniroth today, from the first horseman. im staying that way too. just to clarify that the 'horseman' references in posts were made by me

Halo reach!

Ok, i actually got to play reach, and it as as epic as hell (i should know). i actually played it for six hours without a break! If you played a guy called noblegoblin,thats me. if you think im rubbish, well, I'm improving.

in othere news i have final found the bad who play the final fantasy songs- Black mages. One winged angel is the best. The very best thing if i do say so myself is how they incorperated it into the final fantsy advent children movie- the music changes with sephiroths tone!

Thursday, 16 September 2010

The horseman hits halo.

ok, tommorow, i am going to be playing halo reach. it looks amazing, and am really looking forward to it. If i am dissapointed, there will be a post next week containing a rant about it (i can only access this blog once per week.)

The horsemans arrival!

Hey readers! this is the first horsemans blog, so be prepared for some seriously random stuff, ranging form warhammer (my greatest hobby) to my breakfast (cheerios with sugar). hope you enjoy reading.