Ok, i FINALLY managed to get back to posting, after a weeks woth of ilness and two weeks in blackpool. Now what your probably thinking --but dont let me make assumptions-- is "Blackpool? Why couldnt You get internet access in blackpool Miniroth?" my answer is simple- i was writing a horror story and spending alot of time in my hobby store too, keeping a winning record up to scratch. i also startied chatting to last posts mentioned girl, who has dumped her rugby playing git because he tried to get her drunk. Moron!!!!
my horror story revolvers aroung Kelsifer, a vampire guy who is destined to be a count one day, but is currently having trouble because he needs a countess. he then meets lilith, a hot and sexy vampire chick who he falls in love with. His friend malakius' daughter is then killed by Samion, a werewolf under the control of Aramanth, a jealous ice elf who wants calcifer for herself. when malakius confronts the pair, he asks Aramanth to redeem herself by becoming his wife and giving him another child. When he is rejected, Malakius goes into a terrible rage and fights Samion, only to be defeated, whilst a vampire hunter called Nalbren tries to hunt Kelsifer and Lilith down. Malakius meanwhilst is drawn to the plateau of demons where he activates the unholy symbol of lucifer, enfusing him with lucifers power and turning him into a god like being. Samion chases after Malakius only to find him in his new form, and Samion is then slain by Nelbran, who then confronts Malakius, Kelsifer and Lilith atop the plateau of demons, only to be slain by malakius. Aramanth shows up, determined to enchant Kelsifer, only to find kelsifer can use cloaking magic and he kills Aramanth, before malakius kidnaps Lilith. Kelsifer teams up with Venlich the necromancer and his undead servant Caolos. Besieging Malakuis' castle- the ruins of Kelsifers old castle- Kelcifer rescues Lilith only to be betrayed by Venlich, who is betrayed by Caolos, wo is the killed by Malakius. Finaly, Kelsifer and lilith work together to bring down Malakius, who tumbles from atop a high cliff and dies. Kelsifer and Lilith get married and they all live happily ever after, but as it turns out in the epilouge one of the dead characters is not quite so dead and is plotting revenge. (no more spoilers.)
Finaly, the reference to biscuits in the title refers to the fact I can now cook biscuits, and am quite good at it too.
